Anteater
Eater

Ant life's a picnic. Ant life is groovy…

Except in the rainforest, it's a Godzilla movie

Helpless ants terrorized by an abominable creature

Of course, I'm referring to the giant anteater

He feasts on ant cities without care or shame

The 'eating of ants' is right there in his name

But ants are resourceful, their motto is 'can'

So they fought back with a 3-point action plan

First, carpenter ants attacked with hammer and nail

But the anteater mocked them, saying 'epic fail'

Then fire ants went in and stung, stung, stung, stung

But the anteater just laughed, sticking out his red tongue

Finally, bullet ants were shot from their little gun

But the anteater chided 'give up, I have won'

But then only silence, the anteater had flubbed

You should never, ever tell an ant to give up

The ants regrouped, with clenched teeth and fists.

While millions of ant cousins arrived to assist

Then they built something so nasty...so massive

Using just rainforest sticks, stones and molasses

"Ahhhh" the ant-eater screamed, and then teetered

The ants had revealed a giant anteater-EATER!

The anteater ran away, trembling and woozy

Now ant life's a picnic, ant life is groovy…