
There's a squirrel in my yard on this fall day.
I watch from my kitchen as he eats nuts and plays.

Who are you squirrel, I just want to know?
A grey haired friend or a long-tailed foe?

Why pick my yard when there are so many?
My life was simple, now complicated.

There's a squirrel in my life on this fall day.
I watch from my kitchen as he eats nuts and plays.

He's on the tree now, like he's a big star.
Really squirrel, just who do you think you are?

Your dad was a squirrel, and his dad before that.
And your mom could almost pass for a rat.

There's a squirrel in my head on this fall day.
I watch from my kitchen as he eats nuts and plays.

I open my window and let out a shout.
"Move on now squirrel, I mean it, get out"

Don't you ignore me, oh no, don't you dare!
Don't make me come out there, damnit, I swear.

I have become a squirrel on this fall day.
A man watches from his kitchen as I eat nuts and play.