
Jane's Aunt let her buy anything she wished
From the ship's giftshop, Jane chose a plastic fish

But instead of playing with it, as a normal kid might,
Jane threw it off the starboard side. That's right.

Jane's eyes watched, as the toy fell towards the ocean
But now had to answer for the commotion

"What's up little Jane? Why the misbehavior?
I just paid 12 bucks. That's how you return the favor?"

"Apologies Aunty, but please don't get all spastic
You're an educated woman. You're aware of microplastic?"

It's everywhere now, in the air, earth and sea.
It's what fish swim in, what comes out when they pee

Ocean fish are now plastic, just like that toy
So I thought I'd send them a new friend to enjoy

Jane's aunt fought tears. Kids are so sweet and odd.
Then they went for dinner, but passed on the cod.